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Messages from home? How sweet. It's absolutely adorable how you're all tripping over yourselves to hear from loved ones or people you've wronged.

Oh, yeah, totally adorable. Be nice if it wasn't happening in my damn head this time.

Edited 2012-06-09 05:13 (UTC)

In your head? Do tell me more.

Whatever weird-ass glitch you've got going on in your system is broadcasting all of you directly into my freaking head.

Yes, I got that. But why is it in your head?

Well, if I knew that, I'd be smarter than your average bear. I don't know why this fancy microcircuitry is picking you up, it just is.

Or perhaps you would just posses a modicum of intelligence.

Why, pray tell, is there microcircuitry in your head?

I took a meat cleaver to the face thanks to my asshole partner. It was get turned into the Terminator or die, so I took the Terminator route.

I'm impressed you survived the procedure. Has such a surgery been preformed before in your world?

[ You have piqued her scientific curiosity. ]

Hell if I know. Probably not, or not many times anyhow; it was expensive as all get-out. Not that I footed that bill, or I'd be drowning in debt.

A strange new procedure, and not only did you survive, they managed to keep what little brains you have intact. Who was your doctor?

A big mystery, that's who. It was a top secret kinda thing.

A pity. Then you aren't really of any use to me at all.

Really. If you weren't hoping to be heard by a certain someone you would have saved this incisive remark for when it was all over.

A certain someone? Perhaps you're right. Perhaps I'm just waiting for the opportunity to have a heart to heart with the bastards who murdered me.