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[nakesnakecobracobra]

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[ Medusa is tiny. Fortunately her door is ajar, as she had been just about to take Ophion out for a walk. Ophion himself is fascinated by his tiny master. His tongue tickles the air inches from her face and Medusa herself looks disgruntled. At least she knows the snake won't try to eat her.

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When not being carried about by Red, Medusa can be found sitting cross-legged atop the head of a very large and Incredibly Deadly Viper. She is Not Amused. ]

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[darknessb4me]

[Arthas is very tiny but still walking like he owns this entire hallway despite the fact that it'll probably take him upwards of 20 minutes to get from one end of the floor to the other.

He sticks a thumb out for a ride when the snake goes by.]

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

Ophion, dear...

[ The snake stops at its master's command, notices a SECOND tiny person, and sticks his head down to investigate. Hey, you smell like Arthas. ]

Where are you headed, hitchhiker?

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[darknessb4me]

[Arthas makes an attempt to stare the snake down, because he's well aware he's the right size to be eaten. "I will cut you," is the message he's trying to convey here.]

The deck.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ This goes completely unnoticed by the snake, who's main attentions are on the heat, smell, and taste of the tiny creature in front of him. ]

Come on up then. He won't eat you.

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[darknessb4me]

If he knows what's good for him.

[Arthas hauls himself up behind Medusa, though - a little tricky without a saddle but the same basic principle as any other mount.]

Did I really try to make it a hat during the Winter Veil flood?

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

You did. You accomplished some impressive Stars of David in the process. [ This is Medusa teasing. Ophion rises carefully and she's barely tilted at all. Sitting cross-legged is the way to go, man. ]

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[darknessb4me]

[Arthas does note this and shifts to imitate her - it's not like he's ridden a snake before, and if this has been working that's fine with him.]

I hate this place.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ She chuckles. ]

And lo and behold, the sky is still blue.

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[darknessb4me]

[Arthas sulks.]

It's true. This flood isn't as bad as it could be, but I didn't give anyone permission for it either.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

We all hate the floods, dear. They're an invasion of our natural state, and most things abhor change.

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[darknessb4me]

I can change, but it should be on my own terms.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

You shouldn't have to change.

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[darknessb4me]

Exactly.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

Hold on a moment, dear.

[ They've hit the elevator, and Ophion rises up to help her push the button. That done, she sits down cross-legged again and they wait. ]

Being small is a good deal easier when you have the proper tools.

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[darknessb4me]

This snake is well-trained.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

I have a way with snakes. [ A way the Admiral can't really take away from her.

She hopes. ]

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[darknessb4me]

I see.

[He knows villainspeak well enough to parse this as probably meaning she can control snakes with her mind or something like that.]

What does it eat?

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ You watch too many cartoons, Arthas. They just like her is all. ]

Small rodents, mostly. Whatever he can catch in the CES.

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[darknessb4me]

So - not your enemies, then.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

Now why would a girl like me have any enemies?

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[darknessb4me]

I'm sure I have no idea.

[je_suis_avec_toi]

Do you need anything?

Phone what

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Do you have any tiny books? Or perhaps some manner of automatic page-turning device.

[je_suis_avec_toi]

I can check the library to see if any of the books are small enough to be perhaps lap books for your size.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

That would be generous of you.